Makin' Bacon

Here is just one of the reasons I love men:
Mike from Florida writes "I’ve discovered a new way of cooking bacon. All you need is: bacon, tin foil, some string, and... an old worn out 7.62mm machine gun that is about to be discarded, and about 200 rounds of ammunition".

He goes on to provide explicit instructions, diagrams and full color photographs of his cooking device including a picture of the crispy sizzling bacon he has produced. He generally wraps the bacon around the barrel of the gun and then lets it rip...And I thought I was being creative by cooking mine on a barbecue grill so I wouldn't need to wash a frying pan!