Yet another reason I love men: they are so much more creative and innovative than women in some ways. For example, police arrested a man who was trying to break into prison to spring an inmate. The guy dressed himself as the Peanuts character, Snoopy. A prison employee said "It's not every day you see a giant cartoon dog trying to break into a prison. He wasn't exactly inconspicuous." The other remarkable part of this story is that after Snoopy was arrested, he found out that he tried to break into THE WRONG JAIL. That's because despite this guys innovative spirit that led him to don such a great disguise, he wouldn't ask for directions to the correct prison. A woman simply would have tried to remain hidden from prison officials and as quietly as possible, break out her buddy. BOR-ING!
Along the same lines, Police arrested two men on robbery and other charges at the bank in Fairfield, Connecticut recently. Apparently confusing bank robbery with buying take-out, they had helpfully called ahead to order a bag of $100,000 in large bills. They also asked if they could get that without dye-packs. 'You can't make this stuff up,' said a police spokesman. The police futher reported that the pair turned up at the bank about 10 minutes after making the call - where they were met by police in the parking lot. In a masterpiece of understatement, the police spokesperson told the local newspaper 'I would classify these individuals as "not too bright."' Women, on the other hand would not have attempted to rob the bank in the first place, BUT would have called the local Chinese Restaurant to arrange for dinner instead. Sheesh! Where's the fun in that?
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