Workin' It

Where I live, there is a restaurant that specializes in Mexican cuisine. In an effort to drum up business, they have hired someone to dress up as an ass and stand on the side of the road and wave to passing traffic, while holding a sign with the restaurant's name in the other. Perhaps this was a successful technique to improve patronage, because the Japanese restaurant on the other side of the parking lot has now hired someone to dress up as a Sumo wrestler (diaper and all) to stand curbside and wave at passing traffic while touting their sushi bar. TWO jobs I am thankful I do not have...