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Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Looking for a Job

So, it's official. I am LOOKING FOR A JOB. It deserves the emphasis, doesn't it? Somehow, though, all the applicants I am competing against are half my age and twice as educated. And, somehow, I am pretty sure that none of my competitors have ever said things like "No, you may not microwave the soap to see what happens"* or "Please take the zipper pull out of your nose".

*It is pretty cool to microwave a bar of Ivory Soap, I have to admit. A word of caution, though - only use 1/2 of a bar.

1 comment:

Kami Kinard said...

Go for it Penny! Tell Tony that you need a red convertible, a Harley, and some lower back tattoos to go with your mid life crisis!