Good Housekeeping

So, it seems that while I am actively looking for a job I am much more up-to-date and savvy about world happenings. For example, just recently I read the newsworthy and enlightening article "Body Found Buried Under Trash at Home". Now, while my housekeeping skills leave a lot to be desired, I can honestly say I have never had stacks of TRASH in the living room. And, on the occasions where there has been something dead in the living room (I have five cats and a pet door that does not lock) to my credit, I have noticed it right away!