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Monday, March 12, 2012

Tiny Rat Vests

Stuff people are doing...

Capitalizing on people's love of fried foods, a local restaurateur has now added to her menu... Fried Beer. A beer-filled pretzel pocket is deep-fried to a golden brown. One bite and the escaping beer serves as a dipping sauce.

Authorities in California's Riverside County say that a woman with a gun robbed 11 customers at a farmer's market - but only got away with $6, for a total take of just under 55 cents per person threatened. Just 166,667 more crimes like that and she'll be a millionaire.

A prospective employee at Man's company listed her current job as an "administrative ass."

Scientists at Penn State University are sewing tiny weighted vests to put on healthy laboratory rats. The scientists are hoping to discover how animals’ muscles respond to changes in body weight.

A British researcher from Cardiff University has determined that February 17 was 2012's most depressing day. His formula for this bleak prediction took into account factors like post-holiday blahs and debt and failed New Year’s resolutions, and...clothing size? Go figure.

Yup, that's kinda how I felt about this stuff, too...





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